02.22.02 - 6:23 p.m.

Yay seestor in the big city yay yay! Weekend of insanity and nibbling on shoulders and flopping around like big silly fish!

I have really nothing else to say except yay. We will eat soy gluten and it will be fun.

And my boyfriend should not be sad because I lauve him and it will all be ok and we will find something. He should just come over and watch us be drunk from champagne that is better than J. Roget because Liberty Wine and Deli is too upscale for that ghetto shit, and then I will kiss him and tell him I love him and put him to bed.