04.25.03 - 3:33 p.m.

Aughhghghh. How do people function normally and just go about their day all nonchalant when they have a cold? I'm such a baby. I can't focus on anything, I stare at my screen like a pod person. I feel like crap on a crap cracker.

And I just committed blasphemy by pitching three M&M's into the garbage. But they had to go. They were infidels. The sight of them on my desk was making my tummy do the rhumba, and not in a good way.

Sigh. There is a lovely, safe box of Frosted Mini-Wheats waiting for me at home. Why can I not go there and enjoy them?