01.22.04 - 4:27 p.m.

This morning, after giving Dan his goodbye kiss (and leaving a lipstick mark on his forehead in the process), he sighed and said, "I love you, Mrs. Pants."

"Does that make you Mr. Pants?" I asked.

"No," he replied. "It's because you're married to your pants because you love them so much."

I guess you had to be there.