05.04.04 - 11:41 p.m.

So much to say. But must watch Gilmore. I won the Kentucky Derby Betting Pool! I met up with Beth again tonight! Who threw that ham at me? More to come. Must watch Luke and Lorelai flirt.

Addendum: Our VCR, through absolutely no fault of our own or perhaps incorrect time-setting, did not tape GG or the season finale of Scrubs. I am not fucking livid, but am absolutely calm and will go to bed with a peaceful smile on my face, not caring one whit what went on in Stars Hollow tonight.

AUUUGHHGHGHGHGHGH! FUCK! I want A GODDAMN TIVO!