02.08.01 - 11:46am

WOW! Just saw this as I was checking out The Awful Truth on EOnline (yes, my favorite one-stop shopping on the web)...

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Dear Ted:

Just read your column for the first time. Interesting. But may I suggest a stint at the Medill School of Journalism? Your gossip sheet could use a bit of style. It's harder to write in plain English. Try it sometime.

D.

Dear D.:

Mon Dieu! That would be about as spicy as your letter. No, thanks.

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Wonder who wrote it.... (duh, obviously not me, I LIVE for Ted's catty column.)