03.27.01 - 07:38 p.m.

How do they mass-produce egg salad? Do they just boil dozens and dozens of eggs in vats and then mush them up in a big egg shredder? With globs of big eggy mayo? It's just too disgusting to think about. And I really like egg salad sandwiches too. Must not affect judgment. Must keep eating yummy fatty egg salad. Mmmmmmm.

I keep thinking today is an important day for some reason. Is it a birthday of someone I used to know? It's horrible to think there's a person out there I used to be so close to and now I can't even remember their name.